cokeflow:

likesdads:

cokeflow:

did you guys hear about that viper that ate that centipede but the centipede ate its way out of the viper, wild right

Wait what

there was a viper that ate a centipede but the centipede ate its way out of the viper

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via hotterthanyourexwife)

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

(via pr-i-d-e)

Tbh, I don’t really care about my sociology class. I’d pick psychology over it any day. Probably because sociology is supposed to be conceptual but our tests have been heavily based on facts and knowledge like ‘Who is the functionalist among the choices?’ I am supposed to like it because it should be easier but there’s too much memorization. Maybe that’s why I’ve always liked Math more than Bio. I mean, I don’t know, it’s complicated. Basically I’m just writing the exam and try to pass it just so I wouldn’t be on academic probation.

cakejam:

”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

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assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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  • at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts